Father/Daughter Talk
A young woman was about to finish first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words redistribution of wealth.
She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.
One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school.
Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that he had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends because she spent all her time studying.
Her father listened and then asked, 'How is your friend Audrey doing?' She replied, 'Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes,she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's always invited to all the parties and lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes because she's too hung over.'
Her wise father asked his daughter,
'Why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA.'
The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired back, 'That's a crazy idea, how would that be fair! I've worked really hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!'
The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, 'Welcome to the Republican party.'
If anyone has a better explanation of the difference between Republican and Democrat I'm all ears.
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This is stupid. To imply that all college professors are turning students into liberal tax-happy democrats is naive and narrow-minded. On top of that, to simplify democratic thinking to only the matter of welfare is insulting. I graduated from college a few years ago and I would consider myself a fiscal conservative, but how can I dare side with republicans when the federal debt has TRIPLED in the last 8 years under their leadership? Times have changed and the republicans are no longer a fiscally responsible party. This story should end with the dad saying, "Why doesn't Audrey go to the local recruiter and join the military so she no longer has to worry about bad grades in school? That way she can help our overstretched military and she can die for the noble country of Iraq, like every good young person should!"
The truth is that yes, welfare is poorly mismanaged and abused, and needs to be fixed. But the idea is a good one. People need help from time to time, especially when corporations are allowed to outsource all but minimum wage jobs to other countries. To affirm that anyone down and out should go without help and just die in a gutter is sickening and I really hate to hear anyone dip to that level just because they are disappointed at the incompetence of our government. There is no excuse for losing your compassion for your neighbor.
Anyway, the point is that even in its poor state, welfare is such a miniscule cost to our country compared to the 75% of our national budget we spend on WAR, and we could do incredible things within our own country, while lowering taxes, if not for our desire to rule the world and take over countries and, oh yeah, 'kill the terrrrrists'.
This kind of rhetoric in the email is spewed by someone who argues against spending money on civil programs like education, vilifies college education and professors, and then makes numerous spelling, capitalization, and punctuation errors in the email and doesn't even know to use double quotes around quotations.
This kind of rhetoric makes people vote George W. into 4 more years, because they're scared of a stupid little program like welfare. (Of which the republicans are in no way making an effort to reform or stop).
This kind of rhetoric will make people vote for McCain, because they're too scared at being seen as supporting welfare to bother stopping a war that has needlessly killed 4,000 soldiers and 500,000 Iraqis.
Please, consider all the issues and don't simplify party affiliations or presidential elections down to stupid shit like this. This is why we're in this mess now.